In the past month, I have had three interviews, and two of them wanted me for an accounting role. I have made it abundantly clear that I want no part in accounting/finance/ or whatever, but that seems to be the only job I can get. Today, I was offered an Account Analyst internship in India. Now, India seems cool. I like the food, the people are nice, and the Company was pretty well respected, but come on... An Account Analyst job in India? I can't do that. They tried to tell me that it actually has more to do with trend analysis and strategy, but at the end of the day, it was a lame duck internship.
I feel an internship should be sexy. I should be spoiled a bit. Given copious amounts of food and maybe a couple free drinks. I want an amazing training program and maybe a new identity. A gun would be a plus. So please consider this my official declaration of candidacy for the Russian Espionage Internship. I don't mind going under cover for 5 - 10 years (Salt style!) or raising my children to be russian spies. In fact, I probably know a Russian spy (Romo), so I think thats a plus. I do have one requirement, I do not want to spy against the good 'ole USA. Can't spy against the home team, sorry. So how about this. Train me to be a spy, and I'll ship off to China. I can probably find a lot of dirt on them. They're Russia's neighbors, and I'm sure their rise to stardom is pissing Russia off quite a bit...
Well, if you don't see me around after today it means I was either accepted to spy academy or taken care of by the Russian spies at Bocconi....
